I for one am sick to death of celebrity sex tapes. With the recession hitting everyone hard, Hollywood is making fewer movies. So what’s a movie star to do… television, television stars do commercials and theater (as do movies stars who want more creed), and theater stars do…work at Starbucks. So what’s a fame whoring reality star or a good for nothing, except for, being born rich socialite to do? You guessed it, make a celebrity sex tape! Paris Hilton started the trend and Kim Kardashian took it to a new level by having her mother direct hers (yuck). Now there are rumors of a new sex tape on the horizon, Prince Harry’s orgy in Vegas.
First of all why would I want to see that inbred rich boy do anything? Second of all, give the rest of us a chance, garsh darn it! How about using your fame and fortune to do something original like staying out of the media or helping the underprivileged. In fact that is the video I want to see. Prince Harry goes to inner city school and teaches kids to read. Have your orgies in private man! And be careful with your DNA Harry, you don’t want your spilled seed to be used to find out who your real dad is…
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