Thursday, July 26, 2012

Robert Pattinson Heartbroken

Robert Pattinson is reportedly "heartbroken and humiliated" after learning his girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, cheated on him with her married "Snow White and the Huntsman" director, Rupert Sanders.
Page Six caught up with the 26-year-old "Twilight" star at Billy’s Topless in New York City, where he granted us an exclusive interview.
Page Six: Where were you when you heard the news that Kristen cheated on you?

Robert Pattinson: I was at our flat when the news came on the telly, I was so shocked I threw the girl I was shagging on the floor. The girl was unmarried so I wasn’t committing adultery like that bloody tramp Kristen.

PS: So you are in an open relationship? It only upsets you that she was having an affair with a married man?

RB: Not exactly open, I am one of the hottest men in Hollywood after all, I can’t be expected to...you know…not shag a few fans, but I would never shag a married fan. So basically I am allowed to have an occasional shag and Kristen is a whore...she is dating Christian the vampire, you've seen the movies right? Why would she cheat on Christian the vampire?

PS: What about Rupert Sanders? The older married director seems to be getting less negative press than Kristen.

RB: That’s because she cheated on ME, Robert Pattinson. America is thinking if she can cheat on Robert Pattinson, the man every woman and most men want to shag, who won’t she cheat on?!? It is understandable that Rupert Sanders would want to shag the girl who’s shagging Robert Pattinson…I have no hard feelings towards him at all. He is a very talented man and I would love to make a picture with him. It would help me to get over my terrible heartache caused by that slut. I can’t talk about this anymore it's too hard…I need a lap dance.  

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